New-Era-Outlaw's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Get on My Horse]

Addicting as always.

Man, this was fun to watch. I think the best part of the song is when the horse starts playing the synthesiser.

[T.M.Ninja Turtles Parody]

Meh. Seen better.

I think TMNT parodies are great.
After seeing AMNT and Mutant Ninja Turtles01 by Valor XII, I was more than ecstatic to watch this.
Unfortunately, when I did see it, I was somewhat disappointed.

The graphics are horrid. All of the characters [especially the Turtles] look like a three-year-old did them [WTF is WRONG with Shredder?!], and the animations are just the same repetitous thing over and over again. I do applaud the author for using this to his advantage [Michealangelo spanking the hooker with the animation he does], but it's still something that leaves a lot to be desired. I am CERTAIN the author could do much better than this.

I gave the sounds a high score because I am just nuts for nostalgia. I always thought the original theme song was better than the head-ache inducing thrash that is the new theme song.
The hits do sound solid when the Turtles fight, and I like that.

The whole plot seems like a bad comedy gone worse. It seems that the author was trying something in the first half of the flash, saw that it didn't work out, and then threw in a couple of dirty jokes to try to redeem it.
All it resulted in is a garbled attempt at a script. And dude, one piece of advice?
That 'Copy and Paste' thing you did for the credits is a freaking EYESORE. Nobody likes random images just pasted on to each other like that, so just get RID of it!
However, I did laugh a bit when Mikey devoured that Pizza while a wide-eyed Splinter looked on.
That was cool.

But a catchy theme song and one funny tid-bit does not a quality flash make. the author could have put in a LOT more effort into this before sending it. As is, it only deserves a below average 4 out of ten.

[A.M.N.T]

Excellent, laugh-out-loud NONSENSE!!!! LOL!!!

Before I begin this review, let me just say DudeX, what in the blue hell is WRONG with you?!
News flash, sonny boy....this is a -joke-, you know, he tells it, you listen, you go 'Ha, ha.'
So WHAT if they don't act like that in the show? It's all in fun.
I think this guy has really made a cool flash, and really made me laugh. Stop being such a God-damned stick-in-the-mud. Heck, go and buy a sense of HUMOUR while you're at it. Yeesh. >_<

Anyhoo, this movie is nothing short of cool.
I really like how this parody of T.M.N.T goes...I really busted a gut at how this guy messes up just about every WORD in the lyrics.
The graphics aren't gonna win any beauty contests, but then again, they just add to the homour value of the flash-from the senile Leo getting squished repeatedly by that fish van [why not a Pizza van, dude?] to Splinter looking like a freaking gutter rat. BTW, big ups to you ValorXII, for making Raph the coolest, even in his old age. Raph rules thy bases, and scores with chicks, 'nuff said.

The sounds just sent me through the roof laughing. All of the turtles sound like Chipmunks, and if I was drinking milk when Leo yelled 'GET AWAY FROM ME!!', Lord help me, I might need a new computer after soaking it in moo juice and spit. The japanese lute in the background really adds to the 'Lame' theme of the AMNT.

Like I said, this is one of the best flashes, in terms of humour, I have ever seen. Sure, I still think 8-bit theatre is king-of-the-hill in terms of comedy, but 'Donatello likes the weed'? PRICELESS.
It takes genius to come up with that material, and execute it so humourously. And, unless you are like my stick-in-the-mud buddy DudeX here, you'll find it funny, too. You will. As a matter of fact, I'm telling you. Like the movie. YOU WILL LIKE IT OR BE DESTROYED BY THE FURY OF A THOUSAND ANGRY GERBILS!!! Err...ahem.

To ValorXII, I say hats off to you. You did a top-notch job.
To the fans, I say watch this, it's worth every second of your time.
To DudeX, I say SALT on you. I find this movie extremely funny, and so does a LOT of people, but you don't think so, claiming that ValorXII ain't a fan, despite his Masterpiece 'Mutant Ninja turtles', and that it's not accurate.
FOUR WORDS: AS IF WE CARE. It's funny, and that's all there is to it.

[Eskimo Clock]

No,no,no,no,NO!!!

I just can NOT recommend this to anybody.
While the animations and voice-overs seem straight out of the usual Eskimo Bob episodes, all this is is some cheap plug for the Clock Crew.
The humour was really dry. Apparently, it seems, you have to be a clock to get it.

Fair warning to anybody who wants to see what Eskimo Bob is about, stay away from this flash.
Look at the real deal instead.

[Arrogancy: Chapter 4]

Awesome flash!

This flash was simply one of the best that I've seen here on Newgrounds. From the anime style artwork to the general kick ass nature of this flash, you won't leave disappointed.

The graphics are really great, especially if you're a big fan of anime. The author here has really captured the essence of characters with bad ass attitudes, even with that little green elf who seems really pissed off at everyone. The animations flow very nicely, and the fight scenes are simply a blast.
The sounds are really decent as well....from the cyborgs warming up to the bone crushing sounds of them being pulverised. I only gave it a seven though, since sometimes I can't make out what the characters are saying over some of the sound effects and BGM. Other than that, though, I don't think sound issues are too much of a problem here. (Just remember to listen to the guy when he tells you about the sound...he's doing it for a reason, okay?)

I give an eight for humour, the simple reason being is that the little green elf dude just crack me up, especially the part where that brick falls on him and he's really ticked off!
LOL!

Well, this has been a really fun flash.
This flash, as Christian and Edge would have put it...'simply reeks of awesomeness', and should not be overlooked whatsoever.
In closing, I'd just like to say that it's flashes like these that show what Newgrounds is all about!

arrogancy responds:

Thanks. However, I think that this episode is pretty crappy, and the next one shows why :)

[Taishi 2: Ju-Jitsu Master]

Very well done, young grasshopper...

Clearly, you have been taught well in the ways of the Flash.
This is definitely a flash you would want to watch. The animations and graphics are smooth and flowing, and the martial arts action is very fluid and intense.
You can't help but watch those ninjas get the crap beaten out of them.
The music also moves with the action...you get the feeling that it was custom made for the flash.

The thing that amazed me the most about this flash was its originality.
There are no corny, overdone references to the Matrix, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, or any of that here. What goes on has apparently come straight from this author's mind.

This flash has left me thirsting for more, as this flash simply reeks of potential.
A more develpoed storyline could be set in motion for the sequel when it comes out, but for now, I'm not complaining.

I give this a perfect 10 shurikens out of 10.

[Mortal Kombat: Funny Ends]

That...was very...VERY wrong...

If you're looking for a Mortal Kombat parody to laugh your ass of at....you may have to keep on looking.
While things such as graphics and animations are done pretty all right, the jokes are downright childish and won't make really anyone but the immature at heart laugh.
I mean, come on....armpit and fart jokes?
I'd expect an eighth grader to dig up that kind of material.

The sounds are garbled mixes of the various Mortal Kombats. True, this is a flash, but this one fails to make the music appropriate for the scenarios.
Bottom line?
Don't expect quality sound from this flash.

Judging from the way this was pieced together, the author could certainly do better than this.
If you want quality spoofs of MK, go to Mortal Kombat: Outtakes and Mortal Kombat: Dir. Cut.
If you're into childish jokes that involve nothing but farts and armpit jokes (with the annoying Urkel laugh from Nightwolf thrown in), then this one's for you.

BlackerOuT responds:

OH! Well... you need to see that a lot of people like it and if the score is at 3.34, that means that the Spoof is good at all!
Oh yeah, Jokes are jokes! Some people can like it, and some people don´t!

Well, what i can tell you... Make better than me...
And MK outlakes REALLY ROCKS!